TBT: Avenue D – "Do I Look Like a Slut?"


A true anthem of our generation.

- You know, maybe it's these outfits we wear, I mean, I can see your boobies.
- Shit, my stylist is on a budget. He's just trying to save some fabric.
- It really doesn't matter, I'm just gonna end up taking it off anyway.
- So what if I'm a little nudie? It don't mean you're gonna get some booty. Baby, I just wanna shake it, it took mama nine months to make it.
- My Daisy Dukes they fit just right, they squeeze my coochie really tight, so that when I shake and dance, there's a party in my pants.
- Shit, I like your Daisy Dukes. I think they're real classy.


Ugh, not even John Lennon or Bob Dylan were ever able to come up with such transgressive, brilliantly crafted lyrics. Too bad the duo split up.

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