The UC Tribute to the Beastie Boys

Scene:

Erie, in the 1990s
Liberty Plaza parking lot
my mom's car

my brother:  there's a new Beastie Boys song out!
me:  um
me:  is that like the Beach Boys?
my brother:  NO I USED TO LOVE THIS BAND WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

*turns up radio*

me:  cool! it's about space!!!!!
my brother:  u r so gay
me:  you don't even know

A SHORT TIME LATER

watching VH1
as I do (did)

me:  holy shit they're white!!!!

Say what you will....the Beasties are legends. RIP, Adam Yauch. WAY too soon. 




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