Yet Another Salmonella Outbreak!

Hey Dammit,
now is a good time to stop eating meat, because there is yet another salmonella outbreak.

The CDC and FDA are conducting a probe of an outbreak of salmonella that made 100 people ill in 19 states. Though the source has not been officially identified yet, the top suspects are sushi and contact with baby turtles.

Look: It's Miley in "The Last Song."

I don't care what none y'all says, I am going to stand by my baby turtles.

Why are outbreaks always of dangerous or deadly things?

Why can't we have an outbreak of pheromones?
So we can all suddenly become more attractive and our hook up rates could skyrocket.

Why are things always so tragic? :p
I want my baby turtles dammit.