This week, in Ashton Kutcher news.

I guess my new thing is to post updates about Ashton Kutcher's life. Why? Because he's everywhere. He's like an STD. 

So the newest thing on tool Mr. Kutcher's agenda is to play late Apple legend Steve Jobs in an upcoming indie biopic.

now let's examine the spectrum:  

I guess there's a passing resemblance but really, REALLY?

in other news today:
- horrific school shooting in California
- can Myanmar be saved!
- Fiona Apple's new album listing/art is out out out

can I make this Titanic month because it's the 100th anniversary and I don't have a copilot right now? SAY YES SAY YES