observations on messages I get on OKC

Message 1:


I'm old enough to be your dad. Let's have a conversation!


answer: 
NO.


Message 2:


I have messaged you from several different profiles. ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT


answer:
NO, POLLUTION EXISTS AND THE PLANET IS DYING, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE.


Message 3:


Will you give me a bj?


answer:


NO, DON'T YOU HAVE A DOG

Comments

  1. I know, I should be relieved people want to date me. BUT WHY SUCH CREEPERS

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  2. I recently got "I want to be inside you". Which would be nice if he was referring to the Wet Hot American Summer quote but...he wasn't.

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  3. do these people have to go through some kind of social training? my god.

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