Hottest Milfs: #1, Don't Be Shocked, GWEN GWEN GWEN



I know right? if you knew me, you knew this was bound to happen! BOUND! like the bad written lesbian movie! written in the cosmos! 



First of all, Star Magazine, shut your dirty whore mouth. Gwen and Gavin will NEVAR split. NEVAR.




Doesn't she look like the coolest mom ever? Yet, also...the hottest? How does that work?


I have a hard time believing that time ever touched Gwen Stefani. Remotely. Even briefly. Like a fleeting kiss to the forehead.


I'M FEELING YUMMY HEAD TO TOE - Gwen Stefani


She's like, over forty. Still in outstanding shape. Still gorgeous. Still making a Chinese Democracy with No Doubt. It's cool. I can live.


And her little boys are super adorable! And they have playdates with the Jolie-Pitts! UGHHHHHHH


so, Gwen Stefani: ideal mom
foremost milf
possible demigoddess

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