December 31st, 1999
music: Will Smith
I just got this thing called a
which is so grody weird 2 me bcuz
IT'S NOT A CELL. ITS A FONE.
anyway we all went to the shore and drank schnapps and were like Y2K Y2-WHAT? hahahahahaha isn't Bill Clinton such a good president?
y2k didn't happen but my family was in the bomb shelter when the ball dropped. me, I was getting head.
AWESOME NEW DECADE!