Russian and Ukrainian Pickup Lines

How to pickup Russians and Ukrainians….

If I ever get to meet Mila Kunis, I promise I will try one of these out.

Russian Pickup lines:

So you’re from the largest country in the world? Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.

You know Sarah Palin is watching you from her house? So tonight, you better sleep at my house.

You’re so hot, you make Anna Kournikova look like the guy on the oatmeal box.

You know Vladimir Putin? Well, you look like the exact opposite of that.

Ukrainian Pickup Lines:

Just get them drunk and do your business.

What is your best pick up line?


  1. You make me feel merrier than Putin and Berlusconi.

  2. @You guys

    and yes they would all work on me too. After all, some men are like Gucci, I am more like value city.


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