o hai

brittany weird-face kemp useless critic*

I am forever watching you, searchers. DO SOMETHING

p.s. stop searching for James Roday weight gain! this dismays both Al and I!

*come now, I don't like my face either. or, as a matter of fact, anything about myself. I will say my face is probably one of my better features, guaranteed I haven't slept on it. or if you are just implying I am a weird person, you do realize this is like stating "the sky happen to be blue sometimes."