Make a Halloween Mix

At THE USELESS CRITIC, we have a history of making mixes. EX: We made that one mix one time. So let's make one again.

HERE are the rules:

1. No "Monster Mash"
2. No "Thriller"
3. TBA

Participants should create a mix and post it during Halloween week on THE USELESS CRITIC via the Internet. Your mixes will be evaluated using an advanced computerized scoring matrix, and the mix with the most scores will receive six tickets for a parking violation of your choosing. No irony should be used during the making of any mixes. May the best mix win.


  1. I'm glad you could tell what it was.

  2. also I make mixes all the time, fool. and I cannot NOT be ironic. then I would die.


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