At THE USELESS CRITIC, we have a history of making mixes. EX: We made that one mix one time. So let's make one again.
HERE are the rules:
1. No "Monster Mash"
2. No "Thriller"
Participants should create a mix and post it during Halloween week on THE USELESS CRITIC via the Internet. Your mixes will be evaluated using an advanced computerized scoring matrix, and the mix with the most scores will receive six tickets for a parking violation of your choosing. No irony should be used during the making of any mixes. May the best mix win.