like a cry for help!
but here's what I have to report:
- Margaret Cho had a breakdown but she's totally still in the running.
- Sarah Palin is always so happy to be in the audience! this bitch will never be president!
- some young black actor (not sure his name) is a really, really good dancer. I think they danced to Weezer?
- the Situation came SO CLOSE to leaving, so close.
- do not mess with the Floho!!!!
- Michael Bolton went home. Why? because he's a no-talent asshole. and God hates him. also all his strength was in his hair. WHERE IS YOUR HAIR NOW, MICHAEL?
- Jennifer Grey deserves to make it to the final rounds.
- JANELLE MONAE?
- the Situation needs to count his greasy blessings, for sure.
- Brandy is still alive, everyone. rest happy.
- how is the Hoff already gone :(
p.s. for AWM: