Talk Show Philosophy

So for the past two days, I've been watching back-to-back-back episodes of Jerry Springer,

and Steve Wilkos,

talk shows that center around failed relationships.

Here is what I've learned about relationships.

1. Don't date people with bizarre fetishes, that you do not agree with, and that abuse you.

2. Don't take them back after they leave you the first time.

What is the weirdest fetish you'd put up?