happy birthday to

Elvis Presley, who is dead, and therefore cannot celebrate his birthday:

I know a lot of people like to hate on Elvis, but come on, you can't deny his impact on popular culture. and he was talented. I'm not a huge fan, but I give him respect.

Jenny Lewis, who is, well, ERJKELKJRKELJRKLEJREKR yeah I LOVE YOU:

I love the comments on that video, haha.

And David Bowie, who has gotten progressively less weird through the years:

I like him more than Elvis.