people tiger woods (probably) hasn't slept with

Guided By Voices

Robert Goulet.

The cast of The Mighty Ducks.

a block of cheese

Ariana Huffington


I'm still confused. a Swedish supermodel is far superior to any of these people. or anyone that would be on Tool Academy.


  1. hey, Tiger Woods probably hasn't slept with Joshua Jackson, but I bet he tapped that female goalie in D-2. I woulda.

  2. I beg to differ re: the block of cheese. If it has holes he's screwed it. I mean really.

  3. well hopefully tiger is smart enough to screw a sharp cheddar and not a block of swiss. Swiss Cheese would make his ding dong smell.

    PS: Limburger goes without saying. Does anybody actually eat that?


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