my person of the year Dutchman Jasper Schuringa, aka THIS GUY: who I think is awesome and it's not just because he's Dutch!

Okay so the explosives didn't work but still. I don't think my reflexes would have been so fast! I would have been like UHHH, looking up from my Cosmopolitan (how to give him the best orgasm ever!) and then POOOOOOF.

And so what if he's demanding money after CNN took his cell phone image. I would demand money too!!!!

also, I was genuinely freaked out this happened somewhere so close. I mean, Detroit. doesn't that city have enough problems? LESSON NUMBER ONE TERRORISTS, AVOID THE RUST BELT.