Painful Words

This is a follow up post to an earlier one where I asked to find the worst lyrics out there. Here are some seriously binge-worthy lines.

"Young, black and famous

With money hangin'

Out the anus"

--Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down'

"I don't like cities

But I like New York

Other places

Make me feel like a dork"

--Madonna's 'I Love New York'

"War is stupid

And people are stupid"

--Culture Club's 'War Song'

"Coast to coast

L.A. to Chicago"

--Sade's 'Smooth Operator'

Thanks to for the top four worst lyrics of all time. Here is the link to the full top 20. I'd recommend it. It's pretty hilarious, and yes Bono is on here, are you surprised?------QATFYG for the day.
20 Worst Lyrics Countdown


  1. I have written some pretty bad lyrics in my time, and have gotten little credit for it. It is a shame these horrible lyricists get so many accolades from the mainstream media, when the worst lyricist alive is sitting right under all our boogery noses. Here is an example:

    I love you more than cheese/I love you more than bacon bits/I want to hug your boogers/I want to kiss your zits

    And here are some lyrics from my fictional album "Cole Slaw":

    "will you buy me some cole slaw?"/I inquired to Alanis Morissette/"I bought you all the slaw I saw!"/said Alanis, "but do not eat it just yet!"/ "May I visit my mother in the hosptial?"/I asked Fred Durst?/ "May I visit my mother?/ For her appendix might burst!/ "No you may not!" said Durst/No you cannot!/Not unless you buy ME some cole slaw first!

  2. Hmmm, I want to hug your boogers vs. black with money hanging out the anus???
    This is a tough one.

    But Jimmy F, you are right....these foo's are getting way too much sparkle for their fizz. U dig it?
    PS I wish it was the 70's.

  3. Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
    Met you one summer and it all began
    You're the best girl that I ever did see,
    The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
    When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
    Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
    Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
    Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
    Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
    Left one day and never came back
    Stayed all summer then went back home,
    Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
    Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
    Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
    When I met you I said my name was Rich
    You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

    and then to finish it off

    I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

    Hell yes!

  4. Wow Jonathan, I kinda like. Is that weird?

    although, slanted Rhyme much?

  5. oh, wow. Those lyrics are amazing. Thanks for the countdown link!
    I KNOW I've scoffed over bad song lyrics before--I just can't remember which songs they were. very lame.

  6. Wow. Yay to horrible song lyrics!


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